Harlem & Da Heights

This was my second trip out to Harlem, and I love it!...the brownstones in this neighborhood remind of Carrie's place in sex in the city. I know, her actual place is prolly just a coupla stops downtown, but I haven't seen that. So, let's just pretend shall we? Or, it could just be that I'm so unbelievably glad to get re-connected with my long lost, and very missed XT! Adam beware, cuz your girlfriend and I are completely crushin' on each other at the moment. I even walked her to Port Authority for her short trip to Beantown...geezz I know, we just got reacquainted and she's already cheatin' on me with Monica. It's aiight though, I'll be the 2nd mistress for you! =) Thanks for takin' me in and out to Sea...it's definitely your turn to come out and visit. I know you gotta miss Cali!

Julio, Kelvin & Frankie you guys rock! I really like your new place, ya'll did a great job decorating...thanks for makin' a girl feel special. (All you ladies out there, if you're lookin' for some Dominican hotties, hit me up and I'll be sure to get you an intro) I'll see you guys soon. P.S. tell your cousin that her notes that she leaves around the house are hilarious! ;)

New England

Leaves, leaves, leaves....look at all the beautiful leaves. Who knew these small and ghetto cities were so pretty and full of character. It's was nice to meet all your friends Ing. I had a blast bring back all the top notch dance moves of the 80's and early 90's with ya'll. Tell Jamaica to keep that heiny protected, there were quite a few fellas on the prowl, if ya know what I mean. =) Next time I'm out there, definately want an ass shaking lesson the dancehall way. Booyakah, booyakah! And I'll keep an eye out for the skulee for ya. Albany and Worcester, I'm impressed, take care of my friends.

Albany

Here's a tip for all the cabbies out there. If for some reason there is something wrong with your ride, do not, I repeat, do not pick up anymore customers, and if you happen to do so anyway, don't tell them that you're opting for the side roads because there will be less damage in case the tires pop and the car crashes into a ravine. Here's the topper, making sound effects of what it would sound like as the car is careening into a ditch will definitely not get you a good tip. GEEZZ Gosh IDIOTS!

Happy Birthday Jax!

Happy, Happy Birthday Sis! We all had a blast at your shindig. How old are you now 28? =)